Welcome to my quiet place.

What are some thing that make you feel warm and fuzzy?

Oh gosh… Narcissism all the way. XD

- When people say how much they care for me. :D

- When people scratch my back/hair. [I really fucking love this. Omfg.]

- Cuddling

- When people hug me for no reason. Because I really fucking love hugs. XD

- When people ask me for help. It makes me feel trusted and special. :D

- When people call me to say Merry Christmas, Happy Birthday, etc.

- Etc. 

What makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside?

Would you rather date someone plain with an amazing personality or someone beautiful with a plain personality?:

Doy, someone plain with an amazing personality. Personality means so much more to me than looks. It’s ridiculous, but hey, somebody easy on the eyes ‘aint so bad either.

What about you guys?

Seven things that cross your mind a lot:

1. GUILLERMO
2. If I could actually sing/dance, how would it look. :D
3. A photo I want to take.
4. A song I want to buy/download/listen to 100000 times on repeat.
5. The usual stresses of life and how to improve it.
6. My past, more the bad than the good.
7. Suicide…

A letter to someone, anyone:

Dear selected few,

I’m not good at saying sorry, I’ve never been. I hate saying and admitting that I did something wrong… I hate it… Even if it was me and we both know it was me…

Either way, I’m sorry for what I did, whether you’ll forgive me or not.

Best Wishes,

Jan-Luis Maldonado Mudafort

A picture of what you wore today: 

I hate my smile…. Dx

Turn on’s and off’s:

Oh gosh… Dx

Turn On’s:

- Lower back muscle.

- Beards, not like bear beards, but like the cactus-ish phase.

- Cut [In all the meanings.]

- Blue and light brown eyes.

- When a guy is shaved from head to toe.

- Happy Trails.

- Abs

- Nipples

- When a guy dresses well. You could be the hottest thing in existence, but if you’re dressed like a fucking bum. Then echk…

- When guys lick my ears/neck.

- Muscle shirts & other tight clothes, but not too much. It doesn’t look good when your clothes are choking you.

- When a guy looks confident with whatever.

- Bubble butts.

- Etc.

Off’s

- Excessive amounts of body hair in certain areas.

- Mustaches

- Highlights of very shocking colors. [Purple, pink, neon green, yellow, etc.]

- Hair that’s as long as a woman’s. I’m not saying men shouldn’t have long hair, if they want to, go ahead. Just not for me.

- Etc.

A list of all the places you’ve lived at:

Well… From the day I was born till I was 5 and a half I lived in an apartment in Condado.

Then I moved to this house with mom a few blocks down near Ocean Park.

Now since a month and a half ago to today I’m living with my dad in Rio Piedras.

But my mom did rent a house in Florida for a summer.

XD All in the same island. Haven’t moved THAT much… But I want to move to Vermont in the future! :D

Name the TV show you have become addicted to: Gleeeeeeeee :D

What do you want to do when you get older?:

I want to be a psychologist, preferably for children and teenagers, since they need the most help. :D

If the world were to end tomorrow, what would you do with your remaining time on earth?:

Oh my Jesus take the wheel… Uhhh.

1. Go skydiving.
2. Slap somebody for no reason and run away laughing.
3. Call my dad, brother, three thousand and one friends, family, Guillermo, etc. Crying telling them I love them and blah.
4. Go to moms house, beat the shit out of her, spit on her, and walk out like a BAMF.
5. Kiss a stranger.
6. Spend the last hours with my dad and Guillermo, crying and yeah.

Provide a picture each of 5 celebrity crushes:

Ohhhhh. :D Muahahahaha, an excuse to spam men. XD

In ascending order:

5. Ashton Kutcher

4. David Archuleta

3. Taylor Lautner (I love the rain scene. :P)

2. Ricky Martin (So fucking proud. :’)

1. JAKE GYLLENHAAL <3

Three confessions of your choice:

1. To my Grandparents: “Uhh, I don’t know how the hell you guys haven’t noticed yet but ummm… I’m gay.”

2. To a certain family member: “I know the truth about your sexuality… Don’t hide it anymore. I’m not stupid. You’re lying to me and to yourself.”

3. I can’t think of a third… Dx Sorry.

Favourite quote:

Umm… I have three if you guys don’t mind.

1. “If you love somebody, let them go. If they come back, love them as if they never left. If they don’t, then they were never yours to begin with.” - My friend from long ago Bianca. I miss her. :’(

2.  ”If ever there is tomorrow when we’re not together.. there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we’re apart.. I’ll always be with you.” -Winnie the Pooh to Christopher Robin [Bless this quote. :’)]

3. “Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.” -Dr. Seuss