boyvstheworld:

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

slay

(Source: twirpy)

cryingwarrior:

olsennnnn:

So I was talking to my friend about colouring books and she showed me this one.

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And then there was this page.

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And finally this absolute gem!

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How amazing is this book?! I want one.

Where the fuck do people find these hidden, majestic things???

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iloveyouthough:

khakhov:

frenchmontanicure:

Rebloggable by request

oh my god, every single one of these!

I couldn’t not reblog this. Wow…

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kamilledontfeel:

davybot:

tsvlink25:

When you’re just scrolling and then you suddenly find porn

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When you scroll down and you keep seeing more and more

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What makes this so accurate is the amount of cocks

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iraffiruse:

Smash bros is getting weird…

(via lucifers-uncle)

insp (x

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brianmichaelbendis:

Talk nerdy to me SNL skits 

(Source: randyscouse, via poocsivxx)

  • fleur: oh, i have to breathe underwater for an hour? better get myself a bubble of air!
  • cedric: yeah, bubble charm seems like the best solution.
  • harry: see i didn't think of that but i do have this handy plant.
  • everyone: what about you, viktor?
  • viktor: IM GONNA BE A FUCKING SHARK

crappiur:

if you say so joe

(via twizzlernation)

sam-mooschester:

this stick figure has no face so why the fuck can I tell exactly what its feeling

(Source: nerdjpg, via twizzlernation)

bewbin:

thefinestlad:

bewbin:

I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?

This dick

oh thank god i thought i missed something big 

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hastalapastasenoritas:

codingcloud:

Looking for a boyfriend, submit an application answering the following question:

1. Will you treat me like Kanye treat Kim?

*like kanye treats kanye

(Source: sassykardashian, via twizzlernation)

terezidactyl:

shubbabang:

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I don’t let myself play staring contests anymore

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A THOUSAND YEARS

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